Guy across the aisle on the window side are talking to each other.

Window: That’s the thing, the first little interaction we had, and then we went in. And I didn’t want to talk about it. You didnt. Then we went to the trian. I didn’t want to be presumptuous. Like it’s too bad. I’m so conscious sometimes you can tell it’s a good day and you’re fine. And other days you have a bad day and you know. But the thing is that I was thinking about, I dont think it’s that bad. To me, whatever your preference is. It shouldnt make me feel, you know.

Little girl behind me: The W! The W! AHHHHH!

Dad behind me: Yes, the W.

Window: Yeah exactly.

(Window’s phone rings)

Window: How you doin? Whats going on? Oh not too much, just on the train to toronto. Yeahhh. What are you up to? Ha ha ha. No I’m on the train. Hahahha. No no. What’s the score? Montreal? Oh really. Ah, Essiah is down from Vancouver, so she’s got some extra time tomorrow and I’m going to hang out with her. And then find some trouble. I don’t know if Toronto’s big enough for me. It’s me and my friend Terry. We’re on the train. We’re drinking wine. We were going to take the bus. And then we were the last three standing at the bus, thinking we weren’t going to get on. So we went to the train station there, went to the bar, had a beer. Yes sir. What’s going on? Oh Mark and Sterling went? No I don’t. Do you have tickets? Yeah, yeah just get them. Yeah. Have you been parked for long? I’m triyng to get a hold of him. Maybe he was in the shower or something. I was trying to get a hold of  him. Alright.

Girl: AHHHH!

Window: Not sure yet. I’m taking the train down because Nigel’s down. So. Yeah no I’m staying there. No they’re coming home tonigtht. And they’ll be working tomorrow. Yeah. Where? Oh wow! Yeah. With? Why? He’s not buying any. (It went on like this for a while.)

Girl – Look, at that! What’s that!

Young guy near back (unrelated to the girl): Yeah the Sears catalogue.

Window (still on phone) – There’s breakfast? Ha ha ha ha. Yeah. Well we’re thinking about coming home on Sunday because they expire in June.

Girl – Yeah, the pants. The paaants. Yeah, the pants.

Window – What’s that? No no no. I’m completely out.

Guy directly beside me (his phone rings, he answers): This better be good news. Three nothing? Who scored? Super. Second period? Excellent. That’s great news boy. Off we go. Gotta hold them back. Who’s playing goalie, is Halak in net? And he’s doing well? Excellent. Ok. Call me if anyone scores. Love you.

Girl – Meawahhhhh. Oooooh!!

Window – Yeah, next stop’s Woodstock. Yeah definitely. Yep. For sure. Alright Dad. OK. Yup, alright. Yup thanks Dad. Alright, love you. Bye.

(Guy beside Window returns from the bathroom with a French accent): So I was in there, and turned the water on. And it just, like, splashed out!

Window: hahahaha

Aisle: It was amusing, but a little bit scary!